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Good afternoon! Sam Altman threw some serious shade at Meta on his brother’s podcast, revealing that OpenAI researchers have turned down $100 million signing bonuses from Zuckerberg’s new superintelligence team. Altman said none of his top people took the bait despite the “crazy” offers because they believe in OpenAI’s mission and culture. He didn’t hold back either, saying Meta just isn’t great at innovation and that a fat paycheck isn’t enough to build a truly groundbreaking AI lab.

While Meta has snagged a few names from DeepMind and Sesame AI, it’s still struggling to lure top-tier talent from the biggest players. Altman argued that Meta’s strategy lacks the vision needed to create AGI

MARKETS

*Stock data as of market close*

  • Markets opened strong Friday after Fed Governor Waller suggested a rate cut could come as early as July. But the gains didn’t last—tensions in the Middle East and uncertainty over future Fed moves weighed on sentiment.

  • By the close, the S&P dipped 0.2%, and the Nasdaq fell 0.5%, while the Dow inched up 0.1%. For the week, all three indexes barely budged, with the Nasdaq up 0.2% and the S&P down 0.2%.

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STOCKS
Winners & Losers

What’s up 📈

  • SRM Entertainment soared 34.63% as the former toy company rode a wave of retail investor excitement after transitioning into a crypto stock. ($SRM)

  • GMS surged 23.77% after a bidding war emerged between QXO and Home Depot to acquire the building materials maker. ($GMS)

  • Circle climbed 20.39% as the Senate’s passage of the GENIUS Act continued to drive gains in stablecoin-related companies. ($CRCL)

  • GXO Logistics rose 12.13% after raising its full-year EBITDA outlook and naming a new CEO. ($GXO)

  • Kroger jumped 9.84% after beating Q1 earnings expectations and reaffirming its full-year guidance. ($KR)

  • CarMax gained 6.59% on stronger-than-expected earnings driven by a 9% increase in used car sales. ($KMX)

What’s down 📉

  • Regencell Bioscience plummeted 40.00% as its post-stock-split rally continued to unravel. ($RGCL)

  • Accenture dropped 6.86% after reporting a 6% drop in bookings, despite beating on Q3 earnings. ($ACN)

  • KLA fell 2.43% and Marvell Technology dropped 1.92% as chip stocks declined following reports the U.S. may revoke China-related export waivers. ($KLAC, $MRVL)

  • TSMC lost 1.87% and Nvidia slid 1.12% as broader semiconductor concerns weighed on the sector. ($TSM, $NVDA)

  • Jack in the Box dipped 1.11% after a downgrade from Stifel, citing policy headwinds. ($JACK)

  • Mastercard and Visa declined 1.07% and 0.53% respectively amid reports that X may launch its own physical payment card. ($MA, $V)

TECH
Meta introduces Oakley AI smart glasses that start at $399

Meta’s stepping out of the sun-soaked shadow of Ray-Ban with a new partner: Oakley. The tech giant just dropped its latest smart glasses lineup starting at $399, designed for athletes and adrenaline junkies who want to record 3K video without strapping a GoPro to their foreheads. The limited-edition $499 HSTN (pronounced “how-stuhn”) model features gold accents, 8-hour battery life, and enough AI to tell you what you’re looking at or at least try to.

Battery Boost & AI Banter

These sporty specs pack double the battery life of Meta’s Ray-Bans, plus water resistance (IPX4), open-ear audio, and a voice assistant that can supposedly ID what you’re seeing. Think: “Hey Meta, what’s that bird?” just don’t expect a David Attenborough-level answer. The real win? A charging case with up to 48 hours of juice and a camera that shoots in crisp 3K, perfect for skiers, cyclists, or anyone with a thirst for content and a fear of commitment to a full camera rig.

A Performance Play: Meta says this is just the beginning. With a multi-year roadmap ahead and plans for a cyclist-focused follow-up, the company’s leaning hard into the “performance” category. Oakley is just the first of many EssilorLuxottica brands Meta plans to team up with, aiming to hit 10 million unit sales a year by 2026. If they can keep up the momentum (and keep battery complaints to a minimum), the future of smart eyewear might just look... smart.

Bottom Line: With Meta going full throttle into sporty smart glasses, GoPro might want to start sweating. This isn’t just about eyewear—it’s about grabbing a piece of the wearable AI hardware race. And if the Ray-Ban success was a surprise, Meta’s hoping Oakley helps them turn that into a trend.

NEWS
Market Movements

SPORTS
Buss family to sell majority stake in Lakers to Mark Walter for $10B valuation

In 1979, the Buss family bought the Lakers for $67.5 million. This week, they sold a majority stake to billionaire Mark Walter at a $10 billion valuation — a 14,700% return and arguably the best trade in NBA history (sorry Luka & Anthony Davis).

The price tag didn’t just break records, it torched them. The Lakers are now officially the most valuable sports franchise on Earth, leapfrogging the Celtics, Cowboys, and every Saudi-funded soccer club in sight.

Mark Walter, CEO of Guggenheim Partners and already owner of the Dodgers, Sparks (WNBA), and Chelsea FC is now officially the czar of Los Angeles sports. He already owned ~27% of the Lakers since 2021, but this deal takes him over the top. Jeanie Buss stays on as team governor (for now), thanks to the NBA’s 15% rule but she’s no longer in the driver’s seat.

Why Drop $10B on a Team That Doesn't Print Money? Here’s the twist: The Lakers aren’t some cash cow. They bring in ~$500 million a year. For comparison, private equity firm 3G just bought Skechers for the same price, and they have 20,000 employees and $9B in sales.

So why would Walter pay 20x revenue for a team that sells jerseys and vibes? Because owning the Lakers isn’t just about balance sheets—it’s about owning attention. The Lakers aren’t a basketball team. They’re a luxury media brand with 11 titles, courtside Jack Nicholson, and 40 years of cultural monopoly.

Walter also knows how to squeeze value from legacy assets. He bought the Dodgers in 2012 for $2.15B, people laughed… until he flipped a cable deal into an $8.3B revenue stream. Today, the Dodgers are worth $7.7B. He’s probably eyeing a similar Laker-level play with the NBA’s $77B media deal rolling out later this year.

The Empire Play: With the Dodgers and Lakers under his belt, Walter now controls the two most-watched teams in America’s second-largest media market. He’s not just buying banners—he’s buying bundling power. Think Yankees-YES Network, but LA-style: palm trees, F1 engines, and $700M Shohei Ohtani contracts.

And unlike the Buss family—who famously pinched pennies over free agents—Walter has Abu Dhabi money behind him. His firm TWG Global just raised $10B (yes, the same number) from Mubadala Capital. Don’t be surprised if he turns the Lakers into a content machine, a streaming anchor, or a private equity-backed merchandising monster.

The Bottom Line: Walter’s not trying to run a basketball team, he’s building a dynasty fund. And with the Celtics now worth $6B and Steve Ballmer’s Clippers building a luxury spaceship across town, $10B might end up looking like a steal.

Because when it comes to LA sports, Mark Walter doesn’t just want to win the game, he wants to own the league.

Calendar
On The Horizon

Next Week

Next week’s calendar is stacked with housing and economic data that could shake things up. Kicking off Monday are flash PMIs and a check-in on existing home sales.

Tuesday drops fresh consumer confidence numbers and the S&P Case-Shiller home price index, while Wednesday slows down with just new home sales. But Thursday hits hard with jobless claims, durable goods, GDP revisions, trade numbers, and pending sales all landing at once.

Friday ends on a high-stakes note with the PCE report, the Fed’s go-to inflation gauge. Oddly enough, a handful of straggler earnings reports will also trickle in, keeping the season alive just a little longer.

Earnings:

  • Monday features reports from FactSet and KB Home.

  • Tuesday brings FedEx, BlackBerry, and Carnival Corp.

  • On Wednesday, keep an eye on General Mills, Micron Technology, and Paychex.

  • And Thursday wraps things up with Nike, Walgreens Boots Alliance, and McCormick & Co.

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